SC2 Single-Player Article

Post by **IskatuMesk** » Thu May 20, 2010 1:07 pm

READ THE POST CHRIST

It's Blizzard's story, I just put it all together for you.

tipereth · Post by **tipereth** » Thu May 20, 2010 1:07 pm

daring ape escape

GreatGodSajuuk · Post by **GreatGodSajuuk** » Thu May 20, 2010 1:08 pm

WGHATR?!?!?!?!?!?! DIS GAME WILL HAVE BASE BUILDING?!!!?!?!!!! THAT IS INSANEEEEEE IT'S A CLICKFEST!!!!!!!!

Story is cool tho :D

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Thu May 20, 2010 1:28 pm

Lavarinth wrote: No, Legion. He thought it out and it wrote itself.

Thank God, then.

Black Dream · Post by **Black Dream** » Thu May 20, 2010 4:12 pm

Blizzard announcement:

We have developed a new villan named Rapmastadar! He will take Kerrigan's place as a arch-nemesis of Jim Raynor, because she is too important in finding the artifacts, which are of course the key to the end of all things.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu May 20, 2010 10:31 pm

Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things. If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is.

Meta · Post by **Meta** » Fri May 21, 2010 5:16 am

Aegis wrote: Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things. If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is.

It's the mother of all cliches.

Falchion · Post by **Falchion** » Fri May 21, 2010 5:55 am

Meta wrote:
Aegis wrote: Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things. If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is.
It's the mother of all cliches.

With the father including anti-woman antagonists.

Xenon · Post by **Xenon** » Fri May 21, 2010 11:54 am

I just hope they don't have countermeasures for my preferred methods.

Meta · Post by **Meta** » Fri May 21, 2010 12:05 pm

Falchion wrote:
Meta wrote:
Aegis wrote: Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things. If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is.
It's the mother of all cliches.
With the father including anti-woman antagonists.

What?

Marco · Post by **Marco** » Fri May 21, 2010 3:40 pm

Don't forget ancient prophecies. People 10,000 years ago sure did care a lot about the future. That's the trouble with todays society, we're so concerned with 2010, when we really should be writing prophecies to help the generation of 12010.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri May 21, 2010 4:17 pm

Meta wrote:
Falchion wrote:
Meta wrote:
Aegis wrote: Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things. If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is.
It's the mother of all cliches.
With the father including anti-woman antagonists.
Badly worded. But it's still poontang.

On that note, that's why we also don't care about making prophesies.

What?

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