Hope for sc2!

[IskatuMesk]

Quality is a constant measurable in metric using dismembered penises as a means of determining linear value.

[Alevice]

Teeeeheeeee! A penis reference!

Oh man, hahahahahah! You kill me, mesk!

[Master Jademus Sreg]

A synthesis of Levi's and Mesk's responses provides the best description.

I mean, of course, a technical appraisal according to a system of rules and metrics designed to evaluate the properties of a subject.

Please, it is the responsibility of every forumer to prevent discussions from degenerating into "Everything is subjective" trash.

[IskatuMesk]

You kill me, mesk!

Sorry man, I hate to leave you in the ditch like that.

But a man's got priorities.

[Alevice]

MAN I WOULD SO SEE A SHOW ABOUT YOU, DAMN BRO IT IS LIKE AWESOME READING YOU AND YOUR ZANINESS

[IskatuMesk]

I know huh, just watch my sc2 commentaries dawg, it's close enough

[Legion]

You guys would shit bricks when you learn of ISO:9000. Most quality standards are "measurable".

standards are measurable. quality is subjective.

quality standard is an oxymoron.

[Alevice]

Yeah right.

[Mucky]

IT'S ALL SUBJECTIVE

[IskatuMesk]

no it isn't what gave you a silly idea like that??????

[Marco]

You guys would shit bricks when you learn of ISO:9000. Most quality standards are "measurable".

standards are measurable. quality is subjective.

quality standard is an oxymoron.

The meaning of life is life, therefore the meaning of life is an oxymoron.

If quality standard is an oxymoron, then quality standard = oxymoron

If the meaning of life is an oxymoron then the meaning of life = oxymoron

If A = B, and C = B, then C = A.

Therefore The Meaning of Life = Quality Standard

The meaning of life is quality standards.

Everything is quantifiable.  Oooh, that makes me sound smart.

Hey Legion, you rock.  Agree with me!

[IskatuMesk]

I swear by my many hearts I'll kill you before the sun sets into the side of the mountains aflame with molten cheese.

[Master Jademus Sreg]

The meaning of life is life, therefore the meaning of life is an oxymoron.

That's not an oxymoron; it's a tautology. =P