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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Postby IskatuMesk » Thu May 20, 2010 1:07 pm

READ THE POST CHRIST

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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Postby tipereth » Thu May 20, 2010 1:07 pm

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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Postby GreatGodSajuuk » Thu May 20, 2010 1:08 pm

WGHATR?!?!?!?!?!?! DIS GAME WILL HAVE BASE BUILDING?!!!?!?!!!! THAT IS INSANEEEEEE IT'S A CLICKFEST!!!!!!!!

Story is cool tho  :D
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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Postby Legion » Thu May 20, 2010 1:28 pm

Lavarinth wrote:No, Legion. He thought it out and it wrote itself.


Thank God, then.

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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Postby Black Dream » Thu May 20, 2010 4:12 pm

Blizzard announcement:

We have developed a new villan named Rapmastadar!  He will take Kerrigan's place as a arch-nemesis of Jim Raynor, because she is too important in finding the artifacts, which are of course the key to the end of all things.
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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Postby Aegis » Thu May 20, 2010 10:31 pm

Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things.  If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is. :P
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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Postby Meta » Fri May 21, 2010 5:16 am

Aegis wrote:Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things.  If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is. :P


It's the mother of all cliches.

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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Postby Falchion » Fri May 21, 2010 5:55 am

Meta wrote:
Aegis wrote:Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things.  If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is. :P


It's the mother of all cliches.


With the father including anti-woman antagonists.
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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Postby Xenon » Fri May 21, 2010 11:54 am

I just hope they don't have countermeasures for my preferred methods.

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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Postby Meta » Fri May 21, 2010 12:05 pm

Falchion wrote:
Meta wrote:
Aegis wrote:Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things.  If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is. :P


It's the mother of all cliches.


With the father including anti-woman antagonists.


What?  ???

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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Postby Marco » Fri May 21, 2010 3:40 pm

Don't forget ancient prophecies.  People 10,000 years ago sure did care a lot about the future.  That's the trouble with todays society, we're so concerned with 2010, when we really should be writing prophecies to help the generation of 12010. 
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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Postby Aegis » Fri May 21, 2010 4:17 pm

Meta wrote:
Falchion wrote:
Meta wrote:
Aegis wrote:Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things.  If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is. :P


It's the mother of all cliches.


With the father including anti-woman antagonists.


Badly worded.  But it's still poontang.

On that note, that's why we also don't care about making prophesies. :D

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