AWPThis is a podcast run by the inhouse crew. Brought up originally as an idea by wibod, our subjects are likely to range from the game's industry to specific elements to whatever garbage gets scraped out of the bucket. Expect exceptional political incorrectness and potentially rage. If you have suggestions for topics, feel free to PM either of us or post in the comment thread.
The crew;
IskatuMesk - A closet homosexual furry with a love for luxury and a seething hatred for capitalism.
Wibod - He's a Renaissance man whose perfume smells suspiciously of chloroform.
Hunter_Killers - Has a taste for Belgian cuisine and enjoys tight spaces.
Previous guests;
TheCoach - Aka The Russian. Note - Not actually Russian.
Milldawg - An extremely educated, well-informed opinionist.
Dr.Schwa - oh my god a female wtf is this
Raxyl - Token transblack
Our conversations are intensely highbrow and hard boiled.
Recordings are entirely unscheduled and any guesting setups are undecided.
Previous releases;
Ep 1 - Devil May Cry. -
Mp3 - 113mbWibod has a boner to pick with the new, edgy DMC.Ep 2 - Middleware. -
Mp3 - 90mbThe reliance on Middleware is a surefire recipe for failure.Ep 3 - Storytelling. -
Mp3 - 120mbTime to rip these turds apart.Ep 4 - Gameplay Mechanics. -
Mp3 - 105mbIf only we had a Herchanic for these Mechanics. Oh ho ho!Ep 5 - DMC1 and MMO PvP. -
Mp3 - 72mbNothing really conclusive, but I finished DMC1 and shared some thoughts (spoilers for the LP albeit minor). We then talk a little abit about WoW and MMO PvP which will certainly have to be continued later on.Ep 6 - COMRADE. -
Mp3 - 70mbMother Russia shares her thoughts about the new trainwreck from Gearbox and some other goofy stuff.Ep 7 - DMC2 and Music. -
Mp3 - 55mbEp 8 - DRM. -
Mp3 - 65mbDarkling Rectal Mantrain. Dramatic Rectal Maneuver. Devastating Rectal Massacre. Whichever way you orient it, it's going in rectally.Ep 9 - hots for u. -
Mp3 - 60mbHeat of the Swarm.Ep 10 - men. -
Mp3 - 90mbVarious topics.Ep 11 - Hambeasts. -
Mp3 - 90mbGame Journalism, bad development ethics (re: blizzard), and others occupy this angry, sleepy rantathon. There is a lot of background screaming and yelling and stuff at times on my end. Don't ask.Ep 12 - Indie developers -
Mp3 - 40mbThey're lazy and incompetent, but sometimes amongst the trash of indie developers you just might find someone who actually gives a shit.Ep 13 - Dragon's Dogma & Positional bitches -
Mp3 - 73mbIn this confusing podcast, Wibod talks about Dragon's Dogma and I used League of Legends to spark a confusing and pointless rant about how every game is casual and lacks positional gameplay or environmental character..Ep 14 - Multilard = Esports -
Mp3 - 69mbRE6, Xbox One, Mobas and more.Ep 15 - Multilard = Esports -
Mp3 - 54mbDMC3, Rising Storm, and more.Ep 16 - e3 is boring -
Mp3 - 53mbE3 and stupid dumb indie shit.Ep 17 - lol indie devs round 2 -
Mp3 - 39mbShort and dumb. Just like Canadians.Ep 18 - lol steam -
Mp3 - 60mbWibod talks about butts, I express my hatred for Steam and how it promotes micro transactions, some game talk, and little bits inbetween. Yes, I am that fidgety when I am talking - I guess it's my anxiety.Ep 19 - bears -
Mp3 - 84mbWe encourage HKS to make a Skyrim mod. I'm sure there's other bullshit in this but I forget.Ep 20 - I hate Capitalism -
Mp3 - 57mbWibod links me to some retarded game journalist article really early into my morning and I get pissed off.Ep 21 - MMO's (Many Men's Orifices) -
Mp3 - 70mbAudio balance was all over the place so I added an extra level of compression.Ep 22 - lol indie developers again -
Mp3 - 63mbPayday 2, dumb indie developers, games journalists making fools out of themselves ad infinitum, etc..Ep 23 - shmups, killzone, canada digital technology sucks -
Mp3 - 74mb8================DEp 24 - SC:U, unreal tournament, mesk updates, etc -
Mp3 - 68mbEp 25 - d3, cod -
Mp3 - 67mb8================DEp 26 - cod, mobas, butts -
Mp3 - 63mbSnowballing is another usefully vague term.Ep 27 - ff14, buttcoins -
Mp3 - 76mbMore MMO talk.Ep 28 - the hues -
Mp3 - 75mbSteamOS, Mantle, GTA5, and more ff14Ep 29 - shooters, kz3 -
Mp3 - 64mbHKS reminds me of a startling revelation I forgot about Killzone 3 during the review and the discussion continues from there.Ep 30 - Can games be Art? -
Mp3 - 78mbWe consider if and how a game can be considered art.Ep 31 - Consoles are dumb -
Mp3 - 93mbAfter a long period of being super sick, I am finally able to get some new recording in. Wibod struggles with complex microphone plugs and all sorts of subjects are touched upon in this lengthy double cast. The audio balance isn't perfect, unfortunately.Ep 32 - hue -
Mp3 - 82mbWibod gets a taste of Dark Souls, and I give a preview to Darksiders 2.Ep 33 - huehue -
Mp3 - 80mbGeneral discussion and some talk about hardware.Ep 34 - new years -
Mp3 - 60mbEp 35 - mast mustard -
Mp3 - 41mbA fairly laid-back cast without any major focus points.Ep 36 - junk jelly -
Mp3 - 57mbSR4, ME3, ...Ep 37 - rod rum -
Mp3 - 77mbDiscussion about AI.Ep 38 - michael bay edition -
Mp3 - 76mbdongs r usEp 39 - Difficulty in games -
Mp3 - 91mbmore talking about shitty (and a handful of not so shitty) gamesEp 40 - flesh snorkle -
Mp3 - 56mbSome general updates and talk about engines and suchEp 41 - Guy'd Mast -
Mp3 - 74mbYep, hipsters are still retards.Ep 42 - 42+++ -
Mp3 - 74mbWhat the fuck is going on, anyway?Ep 43 - lool -
Mp3 - 43mblol @ games journalists and scam citizen and casualsEp 44 - warm -
Mp3 - 59mbgeneral upd8sEp 45 - multiplayer interactions -
Mp3 - 101mba fairly lengthy cast discussing a variety of subjects, including group interaction in MMO's/moba ranked teams.Ep 46 - bongwater -
Mp3 - 111mbDiscussion about controls, communities, and more tales of bad people.Ep 47 - bongwater THE REVENGE -
Mp3 - 147mbAnother lengthy AWP to tide you over during my move. Discussions involve Scam Citizen, publishers, my current events, future coop casts, and other small talk.Ep 48 - bongwater THE REVENGE 2 -
Mp3 - 94mbGeneral update, some talk about mods and editors and such.Ep 49 - hi -
Mp3 - 68mbStarcraft 2 being 3d is a key indicator of hipsterism. Also SJW's are retarded. Also updates on current projects.Ep 50 - hi: the revenge -
Mp3 - 84mbhi xdEp 51 - hi: the revenge black edition -
Mp3 - 56mblol nvidiaEp 52 - paid mods rofl -
Mp3 - 133mbwe laugh at valve and bethesda in a lengthy discussionEp 53 - wibod's cat -
Mp3 - 72mbAudio was a mess to balance for this one for some reason.Ep 54 - last year's games -
Mp3 - 90mbSchwa-chan joins us to regale in some of the games we played last year.Ep 55 - wibod's cat THE REVENGE -
Mp3 - 56mbjust general banterEp 56 - indie devs -
Mp3 - 74mbhks wakes up mid-recording and goes hogwild on terraria 1.5Ep 57 - bojangles -
Mp3 - 61mbI forgetEp 58 - bojangles -
Mp3 - 59mbCURRENT EVENTS WUTEp 59 - bojangles -
Mp3 - 95mbCURRENT EVENTS WUT (the revenge)Ep 60 - horse penises -
Mp3 - 37mbWibod schools us in barnyard tactics for equine dominance.Ep 61 - horse penises THE REVENGE -
Mp3 - 55mbEnd of the year. Best games/worst games we've played and other ranting.Ep 62 - horse penises THE ADVENTURE IN TECHNICOLOR -
Mp3 - 38mbwtf is an awp anywayEp 63 - 2016 is shit -
Mp3 - 48mbcanada is dumbEp 64 - wtf -
Mp3 - 51mbcucksEp 65 - 2017 is also shit -
Mp3 - 141mbcucks 2Ep 66 - 2017 is still shit -
Mp3 - 75mbcucks 2.69Ep 67 - 2017 was shit -
Mp3 - BILLYmbim afk for most of it tbh -
Mp3 - BILLYBIGmblol 2018 is also shit xDCoffee Hour: THE REVENGEReal talk about real shit.
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Revenge of the chair noise mp3~Episode 2~
August of Hell 2015 mp3~Episode 3~
Picking the pieces mp3~Episode 4~
December 2015 and the steeling of one's heart mp3~Episode 5~
2016 at a glance mp3~Episode 6~
oraoraoraoraora mp3~Episode 7~
2016 sucks too mp3~Episode 8~
2017 probs gonna suck mp3~Episode 9~
boiling anxiety mp3~Episode 10~
mid-term cuckery mp3~Episode 11~
Descent mp3~Episode 12~
weed mp3~Episode 13~
prolapse perforation mp3~Episode 14~
posterior puncturing mp3~Episode 15~
nugget noodling mp3~Episode 16~
bulge mp3~Episode 17~
the noticing of said bulge mp3
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