Happy Bday Ojan!
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2015 8:03 pm
As one of the first persons who ever heard my voice and then promptly disappeared for all time, I'll always fondly remember my surname for you: Ojan Toejam. Soon you'll be coming of age and be considered an Adult, ready to take on this big, scary world, and lay your eggs in other men's witchdoctor huts. Remember to keep your bed elevated with bricks.