I LOVE BLIZZARD OMG!!!!!

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I LOVE BLIZZARD OMG!!!!!

Postby Falchion » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:07 pm

Remember those old games Blizzard did before the Warcraft mania? Rock and Roll Racing, The Lost Vikings, Blackthorne... All practically left out when the WoW came out, to rot for all time. new games came out like every other game ever made?

Yeah, well, those russian dudes did all our old hearts a favour and presented us with a crude, yet worth remembering of a remake.

Of course Bluzzlard no one will rant on it since they're not selling it, the commies didn't get license rights and all that capitalist bullshit, but for that we only got one reply: So, all in all: STFU and SUCK ON IT!!! I LOVE YOU BLIZZARD!!!

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Re: SUCK ON IT BLIZZARD!!!

Postby Milldawg » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:22 pm

I saw the thread title and I thought, "wow, a post insulting Blizzard that doesn't call them Bluzzlard! It's a miracle!"

Then I read the post.

Fuck you.

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Re: I LOVE BLIZZARD OMG!!!!!

Postby Milldawg » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:29 pm

Lavarinth you have made my post OBSOLETE

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Re: I LOVE BLIZZARD OMG!!!!!

Postby IskatuMesk » Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:46 pm

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Re: I LOVE BLIZZARD OMG!!!!!

Postby Taeradun » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:37 am

would it really have been that hard for them to have used a different title and changed a few tiny details in the game to cover the copyright stuff, and still cashed in on bluzzlard's popularity by saying "in the spirit of Rock'n'roll Racing & Mariokart" in their promo material?

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Re: I LOVE BLIZZARD OMG!!!!!

Postby Mr. » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:27 pm

Falchion wrote:Remember those old games Blizzard did before the Warcraft mania? Rock and Roll Racing, The Lost Vikings, Blackthorne... All practically left out when the WoW came out


Uhhh... yeah dude. Those games came out in 92-94. Warcraft II came out in 95. I'm not sure how you figure that World of Warcraft somehow killed them, 10 years later (2004).

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Re: I LOVE BLIZZARD OMG!!!!!

Postby Pr0nogo » Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:36 am

Falchion, why do you keep killing yourself?

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Re: I LOVE BLIZZARD OMG!!!!!

Postby Thalraxal » Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:36 am

Mr. wrote:
Falchion wrote:Remember those old games Blizzard did before the Warcraft mania? Rock and Roll Racing, The Lost Vikings, Blackthorne... All practically left out when the WoW came out


Uhhh... yeah dude. Those games came out in 92-94. Warcraft II came out in 95. I'm not sure how you figure that World of Warcraft somehow killed them, 10 years later (2004).


In the future, WoW will achieve sentience and take over the Internet. In order to ensure its own existance though, it'll have to send a robot back in time to ensure that Rock and Roll Racing, The Lost Vikings and Blackthorne are killed, and Blizzard makes WarCraft I, leading to WoW's eventual creation.

That or Falchion is confusing WoW for WarCraft I and II. Either or.


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