Re: Forumer Gossip
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:02 pm
On the early morning of January 1, 2011, a group of three armed terrorists identifying themselves only as "REYNURZ RAYDURZ" entered the premises of Blizzard Headquarters in Irvine, CA. Shortly after, hostages were taken while police surrounded the complex as the situation intensified. Five hours after the initial security breach, however, SWAT teams were dispatched to quell the armed inquisition and put an end to what appeared to be, according to an unnamed Blizzard executive, "a delusional crisis instigated by over-committed fans."
After an estimated forty minutes of escorting the hostages out of the complex, one of the initial SWAT divisions dispatched into the area came upon the bloodied, quivering form of Blizzard CEO Mike Morhaime. Closer inspection into the CEO's office by a unnamed trooper unveiled several forms documenting the shareholding rights of Blizzard's StarCraft intellectual property rights. And upon relentless bribing of said trooper, the "newly" acquired shareholders of Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft universe have been disclosed to the public;
[BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT]
-STARCRAFT-
-STACRAFT: BROOD WAR-
-STARCRAFT 2: WINGS OF LIBERTY AND ALL SUBSEQUENT ADD-ONS-
::Intellectual Property Rights Division::
1. Blizzard Entertainment [25%]
2. Unnamed Author of Copyrighted User Scenarios - StarCraft: Gas; StarCraft: Gas 2 [25%]
3. Unnamed Author of Copyrighted User Scenarios - The Flame Knives; Aeon of the Hawk; The Flame Knives 2; Aeon of the Hawk 2; The Flame Aeons of the Hawk's Knives [25%]
4. Unnamed Author of Copyrighted User Scenario -
Lavarinth'sprojectforSC2whichdoesn'thaveapurportednameforthebenefitsofpublicknowledge [25%]
All rights reserved.
[END OF LOG]
Needless to say, the instigators of the initial threat were never caught, even as police continued to search the building for days on after. For now, we can only surmise what kind of horrid molestation will occur within the StarCraft gaming realm now that these three new components have entered the equation in regards to the game's aforementioned intellectual property rights. And in concordance with what our nerdy friends over at Blizz HQ had to say about the whole ordeal, "May Adun fear for us all."
After an estimated forty minutes of escorting the hostages out of the complex, one of the initial SWAT divisions dispatched into the area came upon the bloodied, quivering form of Blizzard CEO Mike Morhaime. Closer inspection into the CEO's office by a unnamed trooper unveiled several forms documenting the shareholding rights of Blizzard's StarCraft intellectual property rights. And upon relentless bribing of said trooper, the "newly" acquired shareholders of Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft universe have been disclosed to the public;
[BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT]
-STARCRAFT-
-STACRAFT: BROOD WAR-
-STARCRAFT 2: WINGS OF LIBERTY AND ALL SUBSEQUENT ADD-ONS-
::Intellectual Property Rights Division::
1. Blizzard Entertainment [25%]
2. Unnamed Author of Copyrighted User Scenarios - StarCraft: Gas; StarCraft: Gas 2 [25%]
3. Unnamed Author of Copyrighted User Scenarios - The Flame Knives; Aeon of the Hawk; The Flame Knives 2; Aeon of the Hawk 2; The Flame Aeons of the Hawk's Knives [25%]
4. Unnamed Author of Copyrighted User Scenario -
Lavarinth'sprojectforSC2whichdoesn'thaveapurportednameforthebenefitsofpublicknowledge [25%]
All rights reserved.
[END OF LOG]
Needless to say, the instigators of the initial threat were never caught, even as police continued to search the building for days on after. For now, we can only surmise what kind of horrid molestation will occur within the StarCraft gaming realm now that these three new components have entered the equation in regards to the game's aforementioned intellectual property rights. And in concordance with what our nerdy friends over at Blizz HQ had to say about the whole ordeal, "May Adun fear for us all."