Three Word Story: StarCraft 2

[IskatuMesk]

and applied makeup

[Aegis]

on the pie

[Archangel]

equals imsee. Squared.

[Legion]

but not really

[Mucky]

BANG

BANG

BANG

[IskatuMesk]

Anub`arack Obama died

[Eredalis]

and meets Jacko

[IskatuMesk]

who was wacko

[Eredalis]

asked he jesus

[IskatuMesk]

"WHY SO FAT"

[AngelSpirit]

then sucked his

[AngelSpirit]

Four years passed, Tassadar was pissed. The Overmind had four Chinese babies and blasted piss FROM MY ANUS with tremendous force. Meanwhile, on Aiur... Zerg just scream... in front of a big black monolith. They were drinking some beers and striking deep into a big meaty, hairy, throbbing monolith. Then Raynor shit his pants and got molested by and lost his... virginity to a man of virtue who was a man of virtue who was enjoying a steamy cup and flying fucks that soon fell and exploded violently in front of lots of potentially sweaty, distraught pilgrims. Who then went and ate his over 9000 power crystal spiked dong FROM MY ANUS although it wasn't deep from AA7's and glowed brightly with the power of a powerful cock sucking bimbo from a fat perpetually burning cactus filled with gnomes who were jumping on a giant and angry Ultralisk full of miniscule angry biting hornets with spiny carapaces which are explosive so it exploded and sprayed hornets with psi blades, fatally wounding Zeratul which caused him mild erectile dysfunction and various other weird psi related hormone aggravation. Zeratul then mutated into another godlike overmind before getting owned and melted into a brand new high templar zealot forged from rubber carved from the bones of Satan which were possessed by naked midgets on crack cocaine. After that, Zeratul died most terribly hundreds of times kissed by a lovely succubus of love. Then Kerrigan broke a nail while sucking on flesh eating cucumbers with biting crabs trying to hump an incredibly large, thick, juicy, veiny, crab hating, angry, black stallion cock as usual. Now, Tassadar goes supersaiyan and starts charging his supersonic beats over 9000 times transforming into RAPMASTADAR again, and he summoned his CARRIER inside another carrier delivered by MailMan into hell itself which really wasn't bad for Horner who was really The Great Destroyer who was cross and decided to end all things with a snort of his favorite rainbow cocaine into dancing magnetic giraffes ridden by banelings who were on bright green drugs made of goatse bringing about the terrible, terrible damage and flatulant hell of my mom. Suddenly, a puny gnarly, hairy gnome who didn't have pulled out the one thing that scared Tassadar shitless while fondling a greasy sack of the hamburgler's pubes. It was the probably most uglyest KEY TO THE end of all things we never even heard of. That thing IS ... what nobody expected ... a mouse of enormous size, who comes from Aiur but still didn't do anything that Blizzard cared about. They couldn't quite make what people could possibly even conceive; due to a lack of supreme laser cannons and reinforced anal piledrivers. Meanwhile, Texas Hold'em players are decreasing in number all thanks to Huey Lewis' rather large spiked cock which got stuck in Lav's butt. Emitting pleasurable sounds, and strange hormones touched tassadar in (that touched tassadar) in the anal thermometer attached to Lav's strangely coloured assless leather chaps. But even so, his insatiable hunger causes unbelievable destructive psi penury across food penury across his lower colon. BUT THEN, ARTANIS, his sidekick Lav, and this random shiny rich crab from Campaign Creations, said, "Fuck this" and someone replied TOUCH MY MANCAKES and perforate my anus with a Gideon Bible. "Holy Lavarinth Chipotle remains untouched by any aspect of sanity yet still tastes in a manner like used tofu and rotting fish. Then the petunia merged with a Little children. FROGS!!!!!!!! I don't understand why the gods made that happen, those cruel Amerikans and their boomsticks don't understand why everything just imploded and started dancing naked with mailmen FUCKING YOUR COUCH with the Chinese and their tycoon was a coonodunes of coontacular proportions who's oil of greasy coon juices smelt of fresh fermenting bear semen all up in a man-powered centrifuge also powered by a powerful magical ancient holy artifact forged from goat testicles. Meanwhile, Buddha was teaching some underaged insane trolls about sex, drugs, and then he copped a tude with a HUGE black, meaty, hairy llama. And God wanted to destroy Jerusalem with a half rusted off serrated dodo-skin dildo that had magical sperm filled vaginas which went on murderous rampages, causing spontaneous combustion in the time-space butt, so Jimmy quickly grabbed his face and applied makeup on the pie equals imsee. Squared. but not really bang Bang BANG Anub`arack Obama died and meets Jacko who was wacko asked he Jesus "WHY SO FAT" then sucked his

[Ricky_Honejasi]

awesome and legendary

[IskatuMesk]

golden bust of

[High_Zealot]

gay mother fucking