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So hot...
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Just like Avatar - CGI masturbation with no substance. But, hey, that's what CGI is all about, right?

At least, that's what the internet has taught us.
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(0:23) Oshit, Kerrigan can use Hadouken now  ;)
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I came
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I misread the title.  I thought this was a discussion about the Large Hadron Collider.


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Actually, so did I.
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Xenon wrote: (0:23) Oshit, Kerrigan can use Hadouken now  ;)

Wow I didn't even see that until now, wtf she really is
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In reality, she's fat as you can see in this picture.
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i read the title correctly but i can't say i was really expecting a videogame cinematic even though i know i should have.
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Lavarinth wrote: In reality, she's fat as you can see in this picture.
You mean she bloated to ridiculous proportions and let that psychic blast out from that?  8)

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Maybe she is just sick with the mumps or something.  What, Zerg can't get sick?  Damn, you people are racist.
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She needs to lay off the SCVs.  Goes straight to the cheeks (and I mean all four).
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Kerrigan pre-infestation was pretty bad in the trailer. I know Jim Raynor was totally different than SC1, but this is a flashback and the V line of Kerrigan in SC1 is totally different.

That and it had a lot of repeated scenes from previous trailers which is damn ghetto.
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Xelxiuz wrote: Kerrigan pre-infestation was pretty bad in the trailer. I know Jim Raynor was totally different than SC1, but this is a flashback and the V line of Kerrigan in SC1 is totally different.
How was Kerrigan "pretty bad?"

Jim's actually not different. There's a seen you probably haven't seen since it was only shown at BlizzCon that goes with that scene of Kerrigan, and they show "young" Jim, and he looks like he did in StarCraft 1.

"V" line?
Xelxiuz wrote: That and it had a lot of repeated scenes from previous trailers which is damn ghetto.
Hey guys, here's an idea, let's give away the whole game in a 30 second commercial. Come on! Let's just.. GIVE IT ALL AWAY!

And just so you know, kiddo, I timed it, and there's no more than 5 seconds of repeat material. The rest is new. Here's your golf clap.
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