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Re: Hardon Guaranteed

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Alevice wrote: Nah, I just enjoy seeing your great marketing skills bro.
Alevice wrote:Yeah, I forgot all the goddamn teasers Blizz has aired before weren't just cinematic show off and describe with intensity what the game was all about. That's totally how advertising works in real life.
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Re: Hardon Guaranteed

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Xelxiuz wrote: U mad Lav :[, chill. If you cannot accept people's criticisms without making your posts at least Mesk/Mucky/Negi level it doesn't motivate me to elaborate my points.

http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/File:Jim_Raynor_SC2.jpg

http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/File:JimRaynor_SC1_HeadAnim1.gif

http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/File:SarahKerrigan_SC1_HeadAnim1.gif

http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/File:SarahKerrigan_SC2_Rend1.jpg

I'll just leave one more piece of information before you go comb through the pictures; there is a difference for the Kerrigan pictures for the chin it's just angled so that it looks similar, so don't try to say I'm wrong. If you look at the other pictures it only gets worse so I already made the best case I can against myself.

30 seconds is nothing to cover, and if your game could be summed up in 30 seconds then either your game sucks or your entire staff lacks the creative ability of some otaku brat making MAD videos. Either way that doesn't spell out anything but bad. Though I guess with their current staff and policies 30 seconds is quite a lot.
Whoa buddy, I can accept criticism, I went to an art school for years- trust me. But this:
Kerrigan pre-infestation was pretty bad in the trailer. I know Jim Raynor was totally different than SC1, but this is a flashback and the V line of Kerrigan in SC1 is totally different.
Ain't criticism, that's pure straight up hatin', yo.
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Hooray for wiki use! PTI. Please continue.

I will add, though, that typical ad times during events like the NBA Finals, Super Bowl, etc. are about 30 seconds long each, so there wasn't much more they could have put in. That's your standard TV ad right there.
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thebrowncloud wrote: Hooray for wiki use! PTI. Please continue.

I will add, though, that typical ad times during events like the NBA Finals, Super Bowl, etc. are about 30 seconds long each, so there wasn't much more they could have put in. That's your standard TV ad right there.
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It's a commercial.  It's supposed to get you hyped up for the game.  It did it's job.  I don't see what the problem is.
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mAc Chaos wrote: It's a commercial.  It's supposed to get you hyped up for the game.  It did it's job.  I don't see what the problem is.
You're not the only one, I thought it was fine.

Complaints? Go online and find more in-depth trailers.
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Re: Hardon Guaranteed

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Mucky wrote:
Alevice wrote: Nah, I just enjoy seeing your great marketing skills bro.
Alevice wrote:Yeah, I forgot all the goddamn teasers Blizz has aired before weren't just cinematic show off and describe with intensity what the game was all about. That's totally how advertising works in real life.
Whoah man, you totally burned me! How do you do that! Certainly you found those two posts were like totally contradicting, holy shit!
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The amount of blind fanatical fanboyism that comes from you lot is sickening.
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Blind fanatical fanboyism. My anti-drug.
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IskatuMesk wrote: The amount of blind fanatical fanboyism that comes from you lot is sickening.
lol, the commercial's the only part of SC2 I liked so far.
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mAc Chaos wrote:
IskatuMesk wrote: The amount of blind fanatical fanboyism that comes from you lot is sickening.
lol, the commercial's the only part of SC2 I liked so far.
Correction: The only part you've seen since your computer can't even run it with it's retarded video card.
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Re: Hardon Guaranteed

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this thread is avoiding the obvious, that basketball sucks
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I actually enjoyed watching local basketball team matches at my hometown. But I presume there islittle appreciation for that here.
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Re: Hardon Guaranteed

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All I remember about basketball is pretentious female TA's.

Hee hee hee.
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