[BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

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Xelxiuz wrote: Mesk sees noobs, they build
Lots of shiny void rays YEAH!
BUILD CARRIERS FUCK
Much win in this one.
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What manner of Roach
Divulges Zerg trade secrets?
An asshole, that's who
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

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poiuy_qwert wrote: Ultralisks so big,
I've never seen such a sight,
I don't want to fight.
You know what I hate?
People who make haiku rhyme
Death shall be their fate

EDIT: I alraedy have a key but I'll go ahead and add a SC haiku for kicks

Regeneration
Needs more mass to work, guess what?
Om nom nom nom nom.
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Gemini wrote:
poiuy_qwert wrote: Ultralisks so big,
I've never seen such a sight,
I don't want to fight.
You know what I hate?
People who make haiku rhyme
Death shall be their fate

EDIT: I alraedy have a key but I'll go ahead and add a SC haiku for kicks

Regeneration
Needs more mass to work, guess what?
Om nom nom nom nom.
I liked your first one better :P And I agree with it mostly, that one just happened to rhyme.
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

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DrumsofWar wrote: Terrible damage
And now comes the baneling rush
Terrible damage
Needed one more syllable in the middle
Paging Dr. @Lavarinth
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Click click clickity,
Clickity clickity click,
Click click, EXPLOSION!
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poiuy_qwert wrote: Click click clickity,
Clickity clickity click,
Click click, EXPLOSION!
That remembers me of a critter...
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Post by Kryp2nite »

This is a haiku
Self-referential haiku
It's about Starcraft

Raynor is badass
Kerrigan just betrays us
Adun is Jesus

Protoss are the best
But one thing confuses me
Where is the penis?

Mine are lame, but that was fun.

I am a lurker (double entendre = related to stacraft? =D)
Only one post since '06
Give me a key please
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

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Mr. wrote:
DrumsofWar wrote: Terrible damage
And now comes the baneling rush
Terrible damage
Needed one more syllable in the middle
I Zerg Rush your ass
Dealing some terrible damage
Then I say GG

Lav, give me the key
Or I'll kill your family
and burn your house down
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The Darkest Templar

With my plasma blade
And my invisible cloak
Heads roll on the floor
Well maybe if you sucked it up and made some ravens.
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TheDarkestTemplar wrote: The Darkest Templar

With my plasma blade
And my invisible cloak
Heads roll on the floor






And with a dead base
The n00b with no com-station
Will know...twas DT's
Well maybe if you sucked it up and made some ravens.
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Post by Negi »

Where are the Reavers?
How could they take the best unit
out of StarCraft 2?

Dustin Browder sucks
What a god-damned rat bastard
Eat a dick, Dustin

Mothership is such
a gay name for a unit
StarCraft 2 names suck
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Starcraft 2 a success?
Get rid of those Warcraft 3 graphics
then we'll talk
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Do you still play WoW?
time to grab a beta key
and kick THAT habit!
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Not a thing to hear,
Never a thing to be seen,
'til their blades strike home
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