[BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby GreatGodSajuuk » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:29 am

Xelxiuz wrote:Mesk sees noobs, they build
Lots of shiny void rays YEAH!
BUILD CARRIERS FUCK


Much win in this one.
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby tipereth » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:51 am

What manner of Roach
Divulges Zerg trade secrets?
An asshole, that's who


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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Gemini » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:30 am

poiuy_qwert wrote:Ultralisks so big,
I've never seen such a sight,
I don't want to fight.


You know what I hate?
People who make haiku rhyme
Death shall be their fate

EDIT: I alraedy have a key but I'll go ahead and add a SC haiku for kicks

Regeneration
Needs more mass to work, guess what?
Om nom nom nom nom.
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby poiuy_qwert » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:38 am

Gemini wrote:
poiuy_qwert wrote:Ultralisks so big,
I've never seen such a sight,
I don't want to fight.


You know what I hate?
People who make haiku rhyme
Death shall be their fate

EDIT: I alraedy have a key but I'll go ahead and add a SC haiku for kicks

Regeneration
Needs more mass to work, guess what?
Om nom nom nom nom.

I liked your first one better :P And I agree with it mostly, that one just happened to rhyme.


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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Mr. » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:50 am

DrumsofWar wrote:Terrible damage
And now comes the baneling rush
Terrible damage


Needed one more syllable in the middle
Paging Dr. @Lavarinth

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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby poiuy_qwert » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:17 am

Click click clickity,
Clickity clickity click,
Click click, EXPLOSION!
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby omega20 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:25 am

poiuy_qwert wrote:Click click clickity,
Clickity clickity click,
Click click, EXPLOSION!


That remembers me of a critter...
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Kryp2nite » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:40 pm

This is a haiku
Self-referential haiku
It's about Starcraft

Raynor is badass
Kerrigan just betrays us
Adun is Jesus

Protoss are the best
But one thing confuses me
Where is the penis?

Mine are lame, but that was fun.

I am a lurker (double entendre = related to stacraft? =D)
Only one post since '06
Give me a key please

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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby DrumsofWar » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:04 pm

Mr. wrote:
DrumsofWar wrote:Terrible damage
And now comes the baneling rush
Terrible damage


Needed one more syllable in the middle


I Zerg Rush your ass
Dealing some terrible damage
Then I say GG

Lav, give me the key
Or I'll kill your family
and burn your house down
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby TheDarkestTemplar » Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:46 am

The Darkest Templar

With my plasma blade
And my invisible cloak
Heads roll on the floor
Well maybe if you sucked it up and made some ravens.

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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby TheDarkestTemplar » Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:52 am

TheDarkestTemplar wrote:The Darkest Templar

With my plasma blade
And my invisible cloak
Heads roll on the floor









And with a dead base
The n00b with no com-station
Will know...twas DT's
Well maybe if you sucked it up and made some ravens.

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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Negi » Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:08 am

Where are the Reavers?
How could they take the best unit
out of StarCraft 2?

Dustin Browder sucks
What a god-damned rat bastard
Eat a dick, Dustin

Mothership is such
a gay name for a unit
StarCraft 2 names suck
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Legion » Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:24 am

Starcraft 2 a success?
Get rid of those Warcraft 3 graphics
then we'll talk


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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby daencbl » Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:29 pm

Do you still play WoW?
time to grab a beta key
and kick THAT habit!

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Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby poiuy_qwert » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:08 pm

Not a thing to hear,
Never a thing to be seen,
'til their blades strike home


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