[BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

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[BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Lavarinth » Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:50 pm

Just reply in here
Write us your StarCraft Haiku
Fast chance at a key.

Yes, absolutely terrible, but simple enough to do! Depending on the number of haikus submitted, will be the amount of keys released! We are following the traditional 5-7-5 syllabic form, and it must relate in one form or another to StarCraft. Whether it be lore, gaming, addiction, etc.




This contest will run for one week, ending May 1st at 2PM PST. Winners will be drawn based on cleverness of haiku, whether serious, comedic, etc. The amount of keys released are to determined at the end of the contest but will be no less than three.
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Theia_Loki » Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:19 pm

Here goes:

Thee Zealots suck balls
And the foul Colossus
Has just eaten shite



Thought this up on the spot.
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Venca » Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:41 pm

That seem kinda hard but I'll try :)

We are the Firebats
There are lings, that's barbecue
Stim it up, Let's burn

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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Krazy » Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:02 pm

Twelve pool gogo
Zergling rush incoming noobs
Kekekekeke
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Laconius » Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:27 pm

Throwing one in for fun.  :D

Crimson psi ablaze,
Your thoughts are ours to conquer;
Must have energy...
Ours is a thought-tormented age.

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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Mucky » Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:44 pm

They triggered our trap
Our additional pylons
Bitches don't know 'bout
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby poiuy_qwert » Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:46 pm

The Protoss have come,
Marching to the beat of war.
En Taro Adun!

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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Krazy » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:30 am

Need more vesepene gas
Vin Diesel never needs more gas
He's not Chuck Norris.

Yeah I'm just doing them for lulz now.
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Da-Fort » Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:13 am

* Misread sylables as words, I'm quick editing this

Undefended base
Went for a doom drop nub
OH NO PYLONS!
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby IskatuMesk » Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:30 am

I dunno shit 'bout poems
So 'ere I am
In your ear with my cock
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Xelxiuz » Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:56 am

Mesk sees noobs, they build
Lots of shiny void rays YEAH!
BUILD CARRIERS FUCK

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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby Rhymer » Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:49 am

Why would you do that
Zergify a human ghost
To see Zerg with boobs


Teehee :)

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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby poiuy_qwert » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:57 am

The dusty ground shakes,
The fear in our hearts grows stronger,
The zerg are comng.


Ultralisks so big,
I've never seen such a sight,
I don't want to fight.


The blasts from the tanks
Ringing in the vast open plains.
It's an eery sound.


Sitting in a bunker,
Waiting for the rushing hoard,
Patience is waning


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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby tipereth » Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:58 am

Lone marine watches
Carriers block out the sun
God fucking dammit

EDITL Fixed it wow that was dumb.
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!

Postby DrumsofWar » Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:01 am

Terrible damage
Now comes the baneling rush
Terrible damage


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