A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

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A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

Postby AA7Dragoon » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:23 am

Man Continues to Masterbate After Being Stabbed By Wife

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Stab victim 'continued sex act'

Christine Kellett
June 20, 2007

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's unit at Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.

Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.

The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

Police took him to hospital where he received treatment for the minor stab wounds.

Wilson pleaded guilty to one count each of unlawful wounding and wilful damage.

Her defence barrister, Mark Johnson, said Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person" when he was not using drugs, but had become "extremely protective" of her daughter under the circumstances.

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.

"She just lost it, to put it crudely."

Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation."

He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.
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Re: A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

Postby Zilla- » Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:27 pm

What the hell? This is truely a news story only AA7 could give us...

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Postby Whiplash! » Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:34 pm

Old saw it on clan seks
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Postby Lavarinth » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:37 pm

... MASTER BAIT HER!
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Re: A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

Postby chris » Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:43 pm

lol nice...
but seriously, I cannot believe this guy....how can you masturbate when youre injured? thats almost as crazy as being a praying mantis
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Postby Lavarinth » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:33 pm

Drugs are bad, mmmk.
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Re: A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

Postby Whiplash! » Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:52 pm

Ya he took some kinda serious drug and that was the reason why he was going at it furiously.
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Re: A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

Postby AA7Dragoon » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:39 pm

Furiously, being the key word here.
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Re: A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

Postby Taeradun » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:14 am

Yeah, only AA7 could give us a news story that happened in my fucking city :P

This one's even better, but bear in mind awesome stories like the one below tend to mainly come from countries with the biggest anti-drug propaganda machines:
Drugged man cuts off penis and eats it
July 14 2003

A Malaysian man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said.

The 34-year-old claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300 kilometres north of Kuala Lumpur.

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on condition of anonymity.

He was hospitalised in a stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.
Mind you, I have known people to do some pretty fucked up shit on hallucinigenics so it might as well be real :P
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Re: A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

Postby AA7Dragoon » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:06 am

omgosh, that's crazy.  I will never do drugs.
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Re: A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

Postby Zilla- » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:38 am

AA7Dragoon wrote:omgosh, that's crazy.  I will never do drugs again, unless its a special occasion or I just feel like it or something...

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Re: A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

Postby Taeradun » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:41 am

AA7Dragoon wrote:omgosh, that's crazy.  I will never do drugs.
LOL PEER PRESSURE

Yeah hallucinigens are fucked, but a little ecstasy never hurt anyone :P

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Re: A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

Postby wibod » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:06 pm

Masterbate? Some English major you are.

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Re: A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

Postby AA7Dragoon » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:14 pm

^ lol whoops.
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Re: A News Story Only AA7 Could Give You

Postby Whiplash! » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:47 pm

Google for pain Olympics if you wanna see a video of something similar.
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